Lets get festive shall we? Nothing personal, carol singers.
On the first day of christmas I gave to the enemy,
A grenade down the chimney!
On the second day of christmas I gave to the enemy,
2 kicks up the arse,
And a grenade down the chimney!
On the third day of christmas I gave to the enemy,
3 boots in the leg,
2 kicks up the arse,
And a grenade down the chimney!
On the fourth day of christmas I gave to the enemy,
4 slaps to the face,
3 boots in the leg,
2 kicks up the arse,
And a grenade down the chimney!
On the fifth day of christmas I gave to the enemy,
5 naughty nuggies,
4 slaps in the face,
3 boots in the leg,
2 kicks up the arse,
And a grenade down the chimney!
On the sixth day of christmas I have to the enemy,
6 painful wedgies,
5 naughty nuggies,
4 slaps in the face,
3 boots in the leg,
2 kicks up the arse,
And a grenade down the chimney!
On the seventh day of christmas I gave to the enemy,
7 chinese burns,
6 painful wedgies,
5 naughty nuggies,
4 slaps in the face,
3 boots in the leg,
2 kicks up the arse,
And a grenade down the chimney!
On the eighth day of christmas I gave to the enemy,
8 vulcan grips,
7 chinese burns,
6 painful wedgies,
5 naughty nuggies,
4 slaps in the face,
3 boots in the leg,
2 kicks up the arse,
And a grenade down the chimney!
On the ninth day of christmas I gave to the enemy,
9 twisted ears,
8 vulcan grips,
7 chinese burns,
6 painful wedgies,
5 naughty nuggies,
4 slaps to the face,
3 boots to the leg,
2 kicks up the arse,
And a grenade down the chimney!
On the tenth day of christmas I gave to the enemy,
10 pulled noses,
9 twisted ears,
8 vulcan grips,
7 chinese burns,
6 painful wedgies,
5 naughty nuggies,
4 slaps to the face,
3 boots in the leg,
2 kicks up the arse,
And a grenade down the chimney!
On the eleventh day of christmas I gave to the enemy,
11 stood-on hands,
10 pulled noses,
9 twisted ears,
8 vulcan grips,
7 chinese burns,
6 painful wedgies,
5 naughty nuggies,
4 slaps to the face,
3 boots in the leg,
2 kicks up the arse,
And a grenade down the chimney!
On the twelth day of christmas I gave to the enemy,
12 dead arms,
11 stood-on hands,
10 pulled noses,
9 twisted ears,
8 vulcan grips,
7 chinese burns,
6 painful wedgies,
5 naughty nuggies,
4 slaps to the face,
3 boots in the leg,
2 kicks up the arse,
And then they came after meeee!!!!!
AHHHH!
Merry Christmas!!
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